"RazoE" (razoe)
06/06/2014 at 13:43 • Filed to: pooping at work
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"RazoE" (razoe)
06/06/2014 at 13:43 • Filed to: pooping at work | 10
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must have been those cookies
Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2
> RazoE
06/06/2014 at 13:45 |
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"ocupado"
BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather
> RazoE
06/06/2014 at 13:45 |
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Stink her out. Its the only way.
Jcarr
> RazoE
06/06/2014 at 13:46 |
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In my office we store the 5-gallon water jugs in the men's single stall bathroom. I live in constant fear of the water guy coming when I'm in there because he'd basically have to wait for me to finish my business and then have to step in there right after I exit.
McMike
> RazoE
06/06/2014 at 13:46 |
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I never answer those in English.
I'm not really sure what language it is, nor does it really matter.
Any noise gets the message out.
Bruno Martini
> RazoE
06/06/2014 at 13:46 |
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Frank Grimes
> RazoE
06/06/2014 at 13:46 |
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this is funny because I always refer to using the shitter/pisser as "touring the facilities."
Racescort666
> RazoE
06/06/2014 at 13:47 |
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At least you were in the correct restroom.
I've had a few occasions where I march into a bathroom, realize there are no urinals, look around confused, then walk out as some woman is walking in. Usually my first though is "I'm getting kicked out of this bar for sure now."
mr_gofast
> RazoE
06/06/2014 at 13:47 |
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i had to walk down two floors to find to pen stall to use, my floor was being cleaned and the 13th floor below me had a lineup....arghh
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RazoE
> Frank Grimes
06/06/2014 at 13:48 |
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I call it my "office" and I do some "serious paper work".
Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole
> McMike
06/06/2014 at 13:49 |
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My go to is usually:
Hermann
> RazoE
06/06/2014 at 13:51 |
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Yesterday I went to the bathroom to blow my nose, and soon found out someone had just taken a massive dump. Even having my nose congested it hit me like a punch. Seconds after I entered it, the cleaning lady opened the door, and before she could finish asking if someone was inside the stalls she looked at me and said "JESUS CHRIST! MY GOD WHAT IS THAT? I'M NOT CLEANING THAT" and left.
Apparently she told the other cleaning ladies I had done it, because they were staring at me when I walked past their room.
EL_ULY
> RazoE
06/06/2014 at 13:53 |
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chiiiiiing!!!
OPPOsaurus WRX
> RazoE
06/06/2014 at 13:54 |
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Our receptionist leaves at 2 and hits the bathroom on the way out (only one bathroom to share). I usually try to make a visit around 145 so its nice and ripe for her.
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RazoE
> OPPOsaurus WRX
06/06/2014 at 13:55 |
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you're doing the lord's work.
For Sweden
> Racescort666
06/06/2014 at 13:56 |
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I've walked into the wrong restroom plenty of times, but no one has ever been angry about it. I suspect it has to do with how many times I've seen women walk into the men's room and mutual understanding.
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OPPOsaurus WRX
> RazoE
06/06/2014 at 14:01 |
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Did i mention the room is unvented and I like to get Chinese take-out a lot?
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RazoE
> Bruno Martini
06/06/2014 at 14:03 |
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My farts are like a fine wine: "Hmmm, savory with a hint of sweetness. I can detect a hint of nuttiness, and it has a strong finish. Obviously it's been aged very well."
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Racescort666
> For Sweden
06/06/2014 at 14:04 |
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It's more the worry of a roid rage bouncer seeing me trying to sneak out of the women's restroom hoping no one noticed my mistake and thinks I'm a pervert.
On the other side of the coin, I have seen women decide that using the men's restroom is preferable to waiting in line for the women's on several occasions.
$kaycog
> Racescort666
06/06/2014 at 14:11 |
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Once at Home Depot with my ex, I walked into the men's restroom, saw urinals and couldn't get out of there soon enough. My ex was laughing his ass off.
Philbert/Phartnagle
> RazoE
06/07/2014 at 22:57 |
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Just say, "Excuse me, dropping the kids off at the pool. Be done in a few."